Geek Girls’ Formulas for Hook-Ups and Break-Ups (**warning: IN CODE**)
Janice just gave me this formula today. This is for hooking up.
if (you have qualms about it) {
exit;
else {
if (with him) {
find_someone_else();
exit;
} else {
go_get_drunk();
go_get_him();
}
}
Hay. I love it when the girl talks code. She makes it sound so easy. I have a penchant for writing like this in my private journal, when things aren’t clear. XD Like when I was trying to break up with my second ex a few years back.
My own code (for breaking up):
if (relationship == 0) {
$bea_action = ‘change employment records and take advantage of lesser tax and SSS exemptions’;
}
else {
$bea_action = ‘host a food trip’;
}OR
if (relationship == 1) {
$bea_action = ‘fall under extreme family pressure of producing a great grandchild’;
$bea_action2 = ‘lose independence over conformity issues’;
}
else {
$bea_action = ‘change employment records and take advantage of lesser tax and SSS exemptions’;
}
Ok, but as you can see, the functions are pretty easy to code into the main system. It’s what’s inside the functions that are difficult. I’m seeing a bunch of arrays and loops in there. Hahahahaha!
COMMENTS from the old blog:
| theairprince wrote on Sep  27, ’07 that’s why i’m  afraid of having a GF ryt now. haha! | 
| meetoh wrote on Sep 27, ’07 sige lang 😀 | 
| skysenshi wrote on Sep 27, ’07 o di ba? mas madaling  maintindihan if you put it in such a logical manner? | 
| kurayami wrote on Sep 28, ’07 *dies of nosebleed* | 
| virtuaanimati wrote on Sep  28, ’07 wow…  geek… | 
| theanimeister wrote on Sep  28, ’07 haha natawa  ako dito. puro script pa naman ang inaaatupag ko today. speaking  of…miss paturo baka master kayo sa scripting 🙂 paconsult ako sa inyo  sa skool 🙂 | 
| theairprince wrote on Sep  28, ’07 miss bea =  script mistress… algorithm goddess… hehe! | 
| drewbocz wrote on Sep 28, ’07 try writing that  recursively | 
| zappa1one wrote on Sep 28, ’07 Pope rolls for a  Willpower Save (difficulty 10)
 3/4/2/2/7/8/2/3/4/5 = Fail Pope must roll a Fortitude Save or he dies (difficulty 7) 7/7/7/7/7/7/7 = Success! Pope’s nose bleeds instead for 10 points of damage | 
| kurayami wrote on Sep 28, ’07 Same as Pope D: | 
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